[Jessica] I have too many fandom obsessions and I reblog a lot. I like turtles and paleontology. I go to college in California and I’m a vegetarian. I’m about as boring as my blog. [[Welcome.]]Tumblr (3.0; @splendoredlove)http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/652c674a916c41e82d357d5b133a200a/tumblr_mn9gmpGagO1qa2txho1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thingssheloves.tumblr.com/post/51177006163/unknown-species-by-orbed-on-flickr" target="_blank">thingssheloves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/orbed/8766517973/" title="Unknown Species" target="_blank">Unknown Species</a> by <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/orbed/" target="_blank">orbed</a> on Flickr.</p> </blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51193900073http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51193900073Thu, 23 May 2013 21:58:22 -0400<blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pahnem.tumblr.com/post/47334347654/mercuriesrising-aparticularlygoodfinder-go" target="_blank"><br/>pahnem</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mercuriesrising.tumblr.com/post/47076439589/aparticularlygoodfinder-go-to-starbucks-order" target="_blank">mercuriesrising</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://aparticularlygoodfinder.tumblr.com/post/46676824553/go-to-starbucks-order-coffee-for-prisoner" target="_blank">aparticularlygoodfinder</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”</p> <p>When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”</p> </blockquote> <p>And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT<em>,</em>” <em>you tip that motherfucker so hard</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em>you tip them right over the edge of a bridge</em></p> </blockquote> <p><em><strong>you fucking didn’t</strong></em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51108635097http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51108635097Wed, 22 May 2013 20:15:38 -0400omglollesmis<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb0915a3793f6eb6eeb3e61726fdffa8/tumblr_mkw4ywETaI1rbq3i2o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b126615974b887c316cfb4d3780b27f0/tumblr_mkw4ywETaI1rbq3i2o6_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1e9e9d5c1e73d8403be435c2381ebef6/tumblr_mkw4ywETaI1rbq3i2o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97310d3df2eab719a85f598c38eae1fb/tumblr_mkw4ywETaI1rbq3i2o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/725cee24ffb6730a7ea08cc0c28e2175/tumblr_mkw4ywETaI1rbq3i2o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/41fd606f0dbe8a77e944a28242f6f579/tumblr_mkw4ywETaI1rbq3i2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metadreaming.tumblr.com/post/50875378544/the-tinker-bell-one-i-sort-of-fell-over-and" target="_blank">metadreaming</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p>the tinker bell one i sort of <em>fell over and died</em></p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>They forgot the best one ever:</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/e4073fa1eed5c308c59ad242c62d5348/tumblr_inline_mn2s1wKhRo1qeqnkm.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51082046354http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51082046354Wed, 22 May 2013 14:06:25 -0400lolfunnygifsetgifdavidtennantdoctorwho<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3449379d61417e5fa937c9ee8a3a857e/tumblr_mn7f2nUqDd1ql2603o2_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niknak79.tumblr.com/post/51075187703/border-collie-puppy-forgets-how-to-dog-video" target="_blank">niknak79</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Border Collie puppy forgets how to dog [<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0kBM8k1Mkho" target="_blank">Video</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51081096805http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51081096805Wed, 22 May 2013 13:49:41 -0400loldogfunnygif<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp1xqunclF1qbfnhro1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51080080994http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51080080994Wed, 22 May 2013 13:31:36 -0400loldogfunnygif<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m876w8Do8X1rtiucno1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51079942508http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/51079942508Wed, 22 May 2013 13:29:08 -0400lol<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/591303854789e4a6f44e6c38b65f2414/tumblr_mn5723NR5v1qm1ysoo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I did a thing.</p>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50979784412http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50979784412Tue, 21 May 2013 05:44:27 -0400lolpokemonpauladeenbuttermeme<p>just once I want to walk into Target and have a cashier that impersonates the Terrget lady</p>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50951517975http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50951517975Mon, 20 May 2013 21:02:00 -0400lolsnlits a match!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d35fe62a2a918f5b37dd3f6817dca0c/tumblr_mj98c9IBbY1req3jjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50682708413http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50682708413Fri, 17 May 2013 18:50:47 -0400omgadorabledeerphotographcute<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mlvr511a1rus6b0o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mlvr511a1rus6b0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mlvr511a1rus6b0o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5mlvr511a1rus6b0o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50680688695http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50680688695Fri, 17 May 2013 18:21:58 -0400omgadorableturtleeating<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/69a9555e3bca765825ac154a8d51ca57/tumblr_mkbd1o4Cae1qc1tt2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50680266419http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50680266419Fri, 17 May 2013 18:15:58 -0400lolcuteadorablepugpuppy<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa071ac6179a9cd98d1ccd1dc21422f8/tumblr_mlx0cnGbBH1qb94r2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50679431725http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50679431725Fri, 17 May 2013 18:04:01 -0400cutepuppyadorable<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/785d2a8b73c8af01863f4f186ec7a27e/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4d6c192941e0f89207fa397d23d5126/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7fa74747a0831c88507697c7323b030c/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/040dbb5cbb2174aa5844470e53e17c37/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5169d92e7d6cd31beb2c6dda432b5d0e/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/92d29266c62a8e82195d661717dcbd1a/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko4_250.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a1229490974f4fe54cec727d2ee12ef/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5c57a37c87e2c2f52845d922351d263d/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea219bb813aa6ef579b9de5cafc29832/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/62fc63d028a30d5dcb2eaf596c179346/tumblr_mlmx06TBfd1s6fn9ko10_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><span>Just. You know. Some reasons why Jennifer Lawrence is the most amazing person ever. </span></p>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50667620622http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50667620622Fri, 17 May 2013 15:10:49 -0400lollmaojenniferlawrence<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/014d76b31d8a916fb87f0beb212f84f4/tumblr_mmptgpAoOn1rcgpm7o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/941081961edfaf9921e0db43a1d21d32/tumblr_mmptgpAoOn1rcgpm7o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>This is so adorable I can’t.</p>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50330379702http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50330379702Mon, 13 May 2013 04:13:11 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vardaesque.tumblr.com/post/47305663845/linadivorceeofl-lundsdotter-the-strongest" target="_blank">vardaesque</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://linadivorceeofl.tumblr.com/post/46334292976/lundsdotter-the-strongest-pound-for-pound" target="_blank">linadivorceeofl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lundsdotter.tumblr.com/post/46277619068/the-strongest-pound-for-pound-muscle-is-the" target="_blank">lundsdotter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. </p> </blockquote> <p>Gentlemen.</p> </blockquote> <p>A FULLY EXTENDED MODERN LONGBOW GEE GREAT THANKS NOW ALL I SEE IS A WOMAN FIRING A FUCKING BABY OUT OF HER UTERUS AT AN ARCHERY TARGET</p> </blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50330363020http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50330363020Mon, 13 May 2013 04:12:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inhalers.tumblr.com/post/50170430751/tips-for-flirting-carve-your-number-into-a-potato" target="_blank">inhalers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>tips for flirting:</strong> carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with</p> </blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50210639965http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50210639965Sat, 11 May 2013 20:58:45 -0400lol<iframe src="//www.tumblr.com/video/splendoredlove/50210201556/400" id="tumblr_video_iframe_50210201556" class="tumblr_video_iframe" width="400" height="225" style="display:block;background-color:transparent;overflow:hidden;" allowTransparency="true" frameborder="0" scrolling="no" webkitAllowFullScreen mozallowfullscreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://videohall.tumblr.com/post/50204089461/kitty-in-a-can-im-all-happy-now" target="_blank">videohall</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Kitty in a can</p> <blockquote> <p>> <span class="commentbody">I’m all happy now.</span></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50210201556http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50210201556Sat, 11 May 2013 20:52:02 -0400lolkittycutecat<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b18cd4be9754a063eceabf6983eb133/tumblr_mmlcdt3Ksp1qbyxr0o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50209707660http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/50209707660Sat, 11 May 2013 20:44:28 -0400lolanimalcutegifcatdog<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e34b579931b2912169f809a8687d81a3/tumblr_mjtt49HfWS1r5x0d9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fae3c19ee25c5935d44c0c80c40b917f/tumblr_mjtt49HfWS1r5x0d9o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://pokemonarebetterthanpeople.tumblr.com/post/47410932269/spinelessfemme-this-needs-to-happen-right" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">pokemonarebetterthanpeople</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spinelessfemme.tumblr.com/post/45918579925/this-needs-to-happen-right-fucking-now" target="_blank">spinelessfemme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>this needs to happen right fucking now</p> </blockquote> <p>Yesssss</p></blockquote>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/49811090559http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/49811090559Mon, 06 May 2013 19:43:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/656026ff77aa9f004e6b82cb5fa318f2/tumblr_mm7fpxm6Vu1rji6fqo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/49810842991http://splendoredlove.tumblr.com/post/49810842991Mon, 06 May 2013 19:40:16 -0400